“If you try and make fun of them again, I’m gonna tell them. And they’re gonna come after you. And you know what they’re gonna do? They’re gonna kill you”
“Alvaro, you’re a pathetic little cunt. You’re not allowed to say that word, I am. Only I can say that word because I’m hardcore”
“I’m bi so I’m allowed to talk about girls’ body parts”
“You’re never gonna lose your virginity. You already know that though. You’re just gonna die alone because no one likes people who like metal, well, your type of metal”
“I like good metal, because, like, it’s all hot guys singing and that makes it good”
“If you play guitar, you’re not a musician, okay? You have to be hot, you have to be able to scream, and, uh, I could go on”
Youtube About Me section: “Megan Massacre. 13 AND LIVING LIFE AT LARGE WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Lol im really just ur average kid cept im already a scene queen 1st place bitchez! Dahvie is my idol and jayy is my fuqbuddy! (HES STRAIGHT 4 ME CUNTS) Im not mean unless u hate me then i could kill you lolz xD Diamonds and tiaras eat my heart cuz im hardcore xxxx lick me.”
Literally what the fuck did i just watch….
Quentin Tarantino a.k.a Queen of Sass in an interviewing promoting Kill Bill, 2003. (x)
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Anonymous asked: If you hook me up with Emma Kurita I'll be her Harry Potter while being your James Dean at the same time
Too bad i don’t like harry potter